Christian suggested ending the session with a coffee with Ana. So the two chat a bit, until Ana finally admits that " Oh yeah! I'm a big romantic idiot, hihihi! " Christian seems upset by this not-at-all-predictable news (though I remind you that the guy explains that all his success is based on his ability to read people's personalities at first glance, eh), gets up and tells Ana that it's not going to be possible, he has to leave. Now. But as he leaves the cafe with Ana, suddenly...
" OH MY GOD, WATCH OUT: A BICYCLE! "
Ana is about to get knocked over by a bike! Without further ado, Christian special lead doesn't hesitate and grabs the woman and holds her tightly against him to prevent the terrible two-wheeler from doing anything dramatic, like, for example, ringing its bell. My god, I felt a shiver of terror in the room! Christian can then hold the woman against him before recovering:
“ I’m not the man for you.
” “But what do you mean?”
“I’m… dangerous… ”
No, but? This pick-up line worthy of a 15-year-old. " Sorry, Samantha, I'm too dangerous! If you stay with me, you could get two hours of detention. Neither you nor I want that. Our relationship isn't ready."Can I just send you pictures of my dick on Snapchat?"
And with these words worthy of a schoolgirl smoking a joint behind the gymnasium instead of going to biology class, Christian Grey disappears, as dignified as he is mysterious, that is to say neither one nor the other since I once knew a much more mysterious coypu. And yet, I had just run over it.
So Ana can concentrate on her studies, suck on pencils and pass her end-of-year exams to finally get that famous English literature diploma which, in any case, won't get her a job. Once the tests are over (except for the IQ one, which she repeats four times), Kate suggests that she have a mega-big party, namely... going to a club! Waaah, what a crazy thing! Foam party, kids! Ana goes there after getting help from her friend Kate to put on lipstick (" Hee hee hee, I'm way too innocent and clumsy for that! "), which raises two big questions: knowing that for the rest of the film, Ana regularly wears lipstick, who puts it on? And above all: knowing that she spends her time biting her lips, why doesn't her front teeth have permanent stains? Mystery.
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