Thorin's dwarves had equipped themselves with weapons and armor?

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In front of Erebor, however, the Iron Mountain dwarves didn't get a corny motivational speech: they're taking a beating despite their super training and equipment. And they're yelling, "  But where the hell is Thorin? I'm sure he and his 12 buddies would be enough to make a difference! " 

So, where is Thorin?

Not far, actually. Hidden away in Erebor, he continues to rant about the fact that, yes, his dwarven cousins ​​are dying for him in front of his gates, but hey, he has more important things to do, like rolling around in his gold and b2b email list giggling like a fashion blogger at an Instagram photo of a macaron. His little dwarven friends try to shake him up, but no matter what, Thorin is all crazy. And then, finally, as Thorin walks around the fortress and walks on a carpet of gold, he begins to sink into what seemed to me at first glance like a Dior ad. He incidentally starts hearing voices and having Naruto-esque flashbacks, and then, finally, convinced that love and friendship are more important than anything else and cured of Dragon Sickness like that, poof, by an old plot device that came out of nowhere, he goes to find his little dwarves and orders us to leave the fortress and charge! After blowing up their makeshift fortifications with a giant bell swung at the end of a chain (which disappears in the following shots), they set off!

Oh yeah, remember when I told you that
Well, in the end, they just throw everything away and charge in with the same gear they've had for the past two movies. Yes, it's when they're about to jump into battle that they take off their armor. No, but seriously: what happened among the film crew? There was a big schnapps party, was there? No? Huh? Tell me? Besides, you know what? The dwarves charge... on caparisoned ibexes! And here I ask the question:

From where

Go out

THE

Ibex?

"To the assault, my friends! But without our super weapons and super armor! It's so much more fun to leave with just a sword and a leather coat!"
Diego? 1,600 rpm? Get ready to throw some nitrous in there, old man, it smells like overheating!

In any case, Thorin decides to take three of his best warriors with him to do what no one had thought of: go and beat the shit out of Azog, who is organizing the troops from his mountaintop. Cunning! Thanks to their ibexes emerging from a plot hole, rushing to Azog is therefore easy for our friends. However, upon arrival... no Azog? The enemy command center has been abandoned. And since there are some old ruins nearby, Thorin orders his comrades to divide into groups of one to go and inspect everything and try to find where Azog and his lieutenants are hiding.