Tubal swears vengeance
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 5:48 am
Cain's humans have populated the Earth and had time to destroy it in addition to being overpopulated, they are fast, the old men, even the rabbits must be jealous; before the flood, God should have just sent myxomatosis), and therefore informs Tubal that yes, he killed his father and that he is a little angry with him. Tubal therefore proposes to kill Noah and to take by force this fortress which is in fact an ark according to its builder, when what Tubal took for piles of stones comes to life: the fallen angels are on Noah's side!
Tubal's army panics a little and retreats without even fighting. But , and that he will special lead return to take what is his. Especially when Noah tells him that the Creator will soon raze everything, and that only the ark will survive. The evil leader therefore retreats into the woods where, equipped with his welding mask (yes, yes, they dared), he begins to forge weapons and try to gather a large army who knows how to go and distribute slaps to the fallen angels and seize the ark.
I'll let you admire it. Oh, have you also noticed the solid forge behind it? Surely made using all that metal found in the forest. But yes. Yesss. Under the leaves. Come on!
Ah, if only there lived a guy nearby with a fire sword that could take out an army in seconds... phew.
The last animals make it to the ark, though to do so they must now cross into the villains' camp. As a result, one pair is tossed in a frying pan and never rescued, probably because this is how the film justifies the extinction of the dinosaurs, as well as the absence of unicorns, dragons, and talented professional film critics from our world: Tubal ate them.
The ark filled, the flood should not be long in coming. Before leaving, Noah tries to infiltrate Tubal's camp, now gigantic, to see if he could steal a girl or two for his sons, but the mission is a failure and he retreats upon seeing that the bad guys' camp is really too full of bad guys who kill and rape for no reason. Faced with this failure to bring him anything to relieve his bubbling adolescence, Shem goes into the woods to infiltrate the camp in turn. And by getting lost at the bottom of a pit where the people of the camp throw their dead, Shem naturally comes across a young girl his age who is quite attractive, made up and everything you want, since it is known, girls love to walk in mass graves.
Tubal's army panics a little and retreats without even fighting. But , and that he will special lead return to take what is his. Especially when Noah tells him that the Creator will soon raze everything, and that only the ark will survive. The evil leader therefore retreats into the woods where, equipped with his welding mask (yes, yes, they dared), he begins to forge weapons and try to gather a large army who knows how to go and distribute slaps to the fallen angels and seize the ark.
I'll let you admire it. Oh, have you also noticed the solid forge behind it? Surely made using all that metal found in the forest. But yes. Yesss. Under the leaves. Come on!
Ah, if only there lived a guy nearby with a fire sword that could take out an army in seconds... phew.
The last animals make it to the ark, though to do so they must now cross into the villains' camp. As a result, one pair is tossed in a frying pan and never rescued, probably because this is how the film justifies the extinction of the dinosaurs, as well as the absence of unicorns, dragons, and talented professional film critics from our world: Tubal ate them.
The ark filled, the flood should not be long in coming. Before leaving, Noah tries to infiltrate Tubal's camp, now gigantic, to see if he could steal a girl or two for his sons, but the mission is a failure and he retreats upon seeing that the bad guys' camp is really too full of bad guys who kill and rape for no reason. Faced with this failure to bring him anything to relieve his bubbling adolescence, Shem goes into the woods to infiltrate the camp in turn. And by getting lost at the bottom of a pit where the people of the camp throw their dead, Shem naturally comes across a young girl his age who is quite attractive, made up and everything you want, since it is known, girls love to walk in mass graves.