Where do the stakes come from?

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So they charge him. 1,000 against a guy in his underwear with his little fists, that seems doable.

Of course, the hero still has time to give a speech about freedom to his dirty and tired men to lead one last battle.
Bad luck for them, Vlad being super strong and super fast, he quickly either wrestles them in the mouth (yes, really), or kills the bad guys with their own weapons. In a few minutes, Vlad kills 1,000 men single-handedly, then just to remind everyone that he's not there to mess around, he impales them all ( Mystery!). It puts you in the driver's seat and sends a message more clearly than a box of My Darling . When Vlad's men, who have gone to take a break, arrive as reinforcements, they are a little surprised to see buy phone number list that the entire enemy army has been defeated and skewered. Vlad is therefore clear:

“Don't ask questions.
– Don't worry: we're way too stupid.
– Excellent. But the Turks won't stop there. Mehmet will learn that his army has been defeated and will resort to drastic measures. We must send my people into hiding at the Holy Bullshit Monastery. Tell the entire castle to prepare.
– No, but really, are you sure that your entire people fit into a single castle and/or monastery?
– Rah, I said no questions!
– Oh yeah, sorry. Okay, let's get going, we should be there in 10 minutes. 
– Are you sure, soldier? Isn't the monastery more than a day's journey away?
– Well no, at the beginning of the film, in a single day, after having confronted a vampire in a cave, you had found a way to go to Saint Bullshit and come back before everyone had even gone to bed. So, it must be right next door, right?
– Hmmm… no. The monastery climbed on soap bars and slid down during the night. Now it's super far away.


And Vlad's plan is executed: the people are gathered and leave the castle to go to the monastery of Saint Bullshit, which is said to be easier to defend (while a castle, no). On the way, Vlad's advisors are gloomy, but their prince quickly cheers them up.

"Bloody hell, Vlad. The Turks against us... we don't stand a chance."
– Don't worry, my friends, I'll win this war in three days. All by myself. They just have to come, and bam.